NOTICE! NOTICE! NOTICE!
Your attention may have been drawn to our web site as a result of your reciept of one or more pieces of unsolicited e-mail. Please be advised that we here are not the ones sending out these messages!

The unsolicited messages that purport to be from MONKEYS.COM are in fact all blatant forgeries. They were not sent by us, and we here have nothing to do with them.

These messages are being sent out (by parties unknown) as part of a large-scale hostile prank, in an obvious attempt to damage our public reputation on the Internet.

At the present time, we do not know precisely who is perpetrating this criminal frame-up job, but we are actively working with law enforcement investigators to track down and prosecute the criminals who are sending out this garbage, much of which appears to be deliberately obscene and shocking.

Please be aware that we here at Monkeys.Com are very active players in the global fight against bulk unsolicited e-mail (``spam'') on the Internet, and the criminals who are perpetrating this frame-up job against us are almost certainly spammers whose prior Internet accounts we succeded in having canceled by their prior Internet service Providers.

Please DO NOT call or e-mail about this issue. We are already well aware of what is going on, we have already received many phone calls and e-mails about it. Additional calls and/or e-mails will only distract us from pursuit of the criminals who are actually sending out these obscene and disgusting e-mails.